i know that in pokemon id have my bisharp be my partner pokemon because its the combination of my two favorite types but i think everyone would fucking hate me for it. i go to meet my friends for a pint and theyre like “oh hey cyrus havent seen ya in ages how are y- oh. you brought ornstein with you.” and i just have this weird fucked up human shaped fusion of bladed weaponry and 80s straight to video cartoon movie bad guy standing behind me and if i dont keep it distracted by letting it play clash of clans on my phone it will start hunting the bar goers for sport
idk i feel like humanoid pokemon could have human-like intelligence but at the same time i dont think they should i dont know. sure he knows how to use a phone but i dont think my bisharp is smart i think he eats car air fresheners because theyre shaped like plants. he cant get poisoned because hes a steel type but its probably very jarring for people to see the same pokemon that chased them around a parking lot with its knife hands get dragged away from the cleaning aisle in tesco because he wants to drink the laundry detergent
